You and your one-track mind. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a compilation film of several classic Looney Tunes cartoons. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (VHS, 1988) Warner Bros Home Video Cassette 11807. on a potentially lucrative business endeavor. Aah! [IN NORMAL VOICE] Here we are. I'm a greedy slob. 2023. The grand brassiere is back in business, baby! Well, actually, I was just in the neighborhood, and I--. "Even though you're kind of little, I'll teach you how to spray your spittle!". Why don't you head on down to the Superstition Mountains. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Daffy Duck Daffy Duck Mel Blanc is the voice of Daffy Duckin Daffy Duck's Quackbusters. This was supposed to be my vacation, and--. Honest, I'm not lying Monsters lead such interesting lives When you see them Coming down the street You better not have weights Tied to your feet They'll steal your heart Tear you apart Limb from limb On a whim they'll suck your brains And eat your remains They'll slice you up With little forks and knives They're never merry They're oh so scary How things been with you?" Daffy Duck's the name, the supernatural's my game. Gosh, what a scaredy-cat. Filma berez Daffy Duck's Quackbusters da, Lukas ahatearen harrapariak - Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) [MEGA], Er: LUKAS AHATEA AHATE BIZIEN GAUEAN [4S/SS] (1988), Re: LUKAS AHATEA AHATE BIZIEN GAUEAN [4S/SS] (1988), https://www.filmaffinity.com/es/film104570.html, Aipamenaren egilea: Josu Etx Noiz: 2019ko Martxoaren 26a, 23:48:28, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daffy_Duck%27s_Quackbusters, Er: Lukas ahatearen harrapariak - Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) [MEGA], Flatline SMF Theme Made By : TwitchisMental. MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" mocks the notion until Cubish's ghost starts haunting him. Ha, ha! After he inherits a million dollars from the estate of J.B. Cubish, Daffy and his pals Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig open up a ghost-busting service to stop Cubish's ghost from reclaiming the money. Get off of me. This I gotta see. It had to be me!!! ", "Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read. In this ducklightful animated feature film, Daffy Duck opens up the ghostbusting Ghouls 'R' Us Agency. Where were you the night of April the 16th? House calls are definitely hazardous to my health. HERE I WORK MYSELF DOWN TO THE SKIN AND BONES TRYING TO KEEP THIS GUY ASLEEP! Amuse your friends with a 200-volt electric hand buzzer. --, "Don't stir yourself sir! But honest and truly, the check's in the mail. All right, all right, I'll make him vice president. Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish's jester, taking uncounted pies in the face while Cubish laughs uproariously. On August 4, 2009, Warner Home Video will release Daffy Duck's Quackbusters on DVD. It was the final theatrical production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the various Looney Tunes characters before his death on July 10, 1989. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. ", "Sell my Warner Brothers stock! This video was originally released to YouTube on June 19, 2019, but as of January 2022 Trevor started privating most of his videos relating to Looney Tunes. I did see an elephant in my birdbath. These Transylvanian hardwoods ain't too soft. --, "Ha ha, it's me again. You see anything green? (Michael Jordan shrieking was fall into the ground really fast with a crash, but wasn't hurt.) After a shot of Cubish's grave is shown where it states that Cubish is still dead, it is revealed that Daffy is back where he started, as a street corner salesman, this time selling paranormal-themed trinkets (including wind-up dolls of Gossamer). The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Daffy_Duck&oldid=3172370, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, " because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! The irked Daffy vows to use the money to wipe out ghosts ( laGhostbusters) such as Cubish. Woo-hoo-hoo! "Powerhouse", "The happy farmer" by Raymond Scott. He's a nincompoop. Special price on Chicken Inspector badge, sir. In 1983 came Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island. The film also got aired on Cartoon Network on 21st December 2000. so he will never feel rejected or lack for love. What a trip! Poor me! A damsel in distress, and in a swanky part of town. "Another highly useful magic word is hocus-pocus.". and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon, Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Scooby-Doo! I'm a fiddler crab. Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish'sjester, taking uncounted pies in the face while Cubish laughs uproariously. Reupload of Trevor Thompson's, better known as The Looney Tunes Critic, video on Storyboard to Screen: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters. "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" is a 1988 Looney Tunes compilation movie starring Daffy Duck and other classic Looney Tunes characters. Daffy's scream as he got hit by the wrecking ball is both Wile E. Coyote's and Sylvester's screams taken from both ". ", "Yahoo! How'd ya know I like lollipops? $13.58 Now all I need is some underlings to boss around. he says of Cubish), but his deceased benefactor returns as an unseen ghost, with the intention of taking back his fortune until Daffy agrees to uphold the terms. Daffy Duck opens a detective agency for the supernatural alongside his Looney Toon buddies. What's the matter? Silverclam89 & DC Super Hero Girls: Mayhem in the Multiverse, Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons, Marvin the Martian in the Third Dimension, Superman/Shazam! Bugs encounters Count Blood Count, whom the rabbit defeats in a duel of magic words, but Daffy is displeased to hear from him about "getting two couples together". Episode Description: Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive billionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog)---who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on---only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). And-- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst. In the "epilog," Bugs is shown enjoying his vacation in Palm Springs (after the encounter with Hugo) and reading about Daffy's downfall ("Quackbusted", reports the newspaper Bugs is reading), and Porky and Sylvester are stranded in the Superstition Mountains, with Sylvester as cowardly as ever. He's a killer! Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Your rent's not paid You're in a mess . Bites: Scary Stories to Sink Your Teeth Into: Perpetual Pest, Bites: Scary Stories to Sink Your Teeth Into: Ghost Dog, Bites: Scary Stories to Sink Your Teeth Into: Going Old School In the Age Of Obama, Bites: Scary Stories to Sink Your Teeth Into: I, Blooder, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: The Big Toe, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: The Walk, MelBlanc - DaffyDuck, BugsBunny, PorkyPig, Sylvester (archive), Tweety (archive), HugotheAbominableSnowman (archive), J.P. Cubish, J.P. Cubish's Butler (archive), Mr.Hyde, Birdbath Owner (archive), Asylum Collector (archive), Coyote, Drunk (archive), Ben Frommer - Count Blood Count (archive), JulieBennet - Two-Headed Vulture (archive), JuneForay - Jennene (archive) (uncredited). Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish's jester, taking uncounted pies in . You say there's an elephant in your birdbath? O-W-T Out! See? SNOWMAN: Pet him and squeeze him and rub him. -, "I am a duck bent on self-preservation." HYMIE! What a gruesome assignation. Things get worse whenEggheadappears as a singing telegram, announcing to Daffy that due to unpaid rent, he is being dispossessed. Massacre started yet? Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog, Teen Titans Go! on the Internet. Reminds me of my first marriage. But I did manage to bring together two lovely couples. --, "Starting from where we are we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. That A, a butler might not want his master. After a shot of Cubish's grave is shown where it states that Cubish is still dead, it is revealed that Daffy is back where he started, as a street corner salesman, this time selling paranormal-themed trinkets (including wind-up dolls of Gossamer). PORKY: Ha, ha! We'll straighten the whole thing out in the morning. ", "That Cadet buys the worst Christmas presents. My own little bunny rabbit. Seems the local yokels have a problem with some giant. Smogzilla's just like any unemployed actor. Well, if I'm not going to star in this cartoon, we might as well start the movie. Hideous, terrifying monster? I tell you, it's a crisis of epidemic proportions. Why don't you shoot me?! Yeah, sure, doc, but I don't want a room. Daffy first appeared in director Tex Avery's and animator Bob Clampett's short Porky's Duck Hunt (1937). In the 80s, Warner Bros. was combining newly-animated footage and linking them with classic Warner Bros. cartoon to make one longer movie, such as "The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie" and "Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island." Well, I think I'll go scare some more daylights. vampires evaporated and monsters remonstrated. We meet on the field of onion! The rub is that Cubish has demanded the person who receives his money use the funds for good. -, "Hankerin' for trouble, eh?! The now-wealthy Daffy derides the idea ("What a rube!" Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. Then following the Great Circle several radiolubes south by down-east. Brother, the things I have to put up with. Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Porky Pig. I hear it's simply breathtaking this time of year. I'll try something a little closer to home. The film ends with Daffy angrily shaking his fist at the sky and screaming "Cubish! Meanwhile, Daffy successfully exorcises the ghosts possessing a beautiful light blonde-hair lady duck in a red night dress (with Daffy momentarily falling under possession from them himself), but upon returning to his office, he discovers that Cubish has stripped his money down to his last million. One thing's for sure, I have nowhere else to go but up. Duck, I seem to be having trouble with my kitchen . Nothing simpler than a little juggling of the books. Before impact, Daffy sadly says to the audience, "One thing's for sure, I've got nowhere else to go butup!". AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. the latest news on the health of tycoon multimillionaire, is in a critical condition. Here, Daffy Duck is a salesman who accepts a job to fulfill millionaire J.B. Cubish's wish to make him laugh one more time before he passes on. And Mother used to scold me when I was only 3. when Father refused to take me to the circus. This short is exclusive to this film. Yes, sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes. and Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League Attack of the Legion of Doom, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League Cosmic Clash, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League Gotham City Breakout, Scooby-Doo! First things first, buster. Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! It was also one of the two compilation films of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts not composed by Robert J. Walsh (the other being 1979's The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie, which was composed by Dean Elliott). ", implying that Cubish is still haunting Daffy. Although Daffy successfully exorcises the ghosts possessing a ladyduck (with Daffy momentarily falling under possession from them himself), he discovers that Cubish has stripped his money down to his last million. After Cubish's death soon afterward ("Died Laughing," reports one newspaper), Daffy inherits the Cubish fortune, under the provision that he will use the money to provide a service to the community and follow Cubish's creed to display honesty in business affairs. Ferris Wheelhouse. Daffy Duck's Quackbustersis a 1988Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodiesfilm with acompilationof classicWarner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starringDaffy Duck. --. 4:32. "Woo Hoo Hoo, they'll never catch this little duck! I gotta be nicer to my slave labor, right? he says of Cubish), but his deceased benefactor returns as an unseen ghost, with the intention of reclaiming his fortune from Daffy, unless Daffy agrees to provide a service to the community as the terms of Cubish's will stated. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. In my business, you meet so many interesting people. BLOW WHISTLES! It couldn't be you! Fireworks going off? It was later released in the UK on July 5, 2021, with the same bonus shorts. Similar to The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, which was preceded with the Oscar-winning Knighty Knight Bugs (1958), Quackbusters is preceded with the exclusive short The Night of the Living Duck (1988). Our guest is the noted metaphysician, Mr. Daffy Duck. It was released to theaters on September 24, 1988. I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!!" Search the history of over 797 billion And it's so comforting to have a short, dark, handsome duck. Could you direct me to the nearest telephone? How's the Bermuda Triangle? Community service. Massacre started yet? Transylvania? such as our generous employee insurance policies. The public not buying those cheap special effects anymore? Then, I'll dump these losers. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck . The film was released on DVD in the United States on August 4, 2009, by Warner Home Video. Aah! "One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready, and four to GEROOOOONIMOOOOOOOO!! Suffering succotash, what am I waiting for? Feature film (over 60 minutes). Well, look, Con, about those telephones. "It's supply and demand! So, folks, call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig. Juggling. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. [IN NORMAL VOICE] But when some wise guy starts pushing me around. 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